What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?